Moby Dick meets The Lonely Island

By word choice alone, it kind of sounds like a good combination... but no.

Observe:

Moby Dick is a classic American novel detailing the struggles of a man who boards a whaling vessel, only to face the most poignant emotional challenge of his life:

A fucking whale.

What?

Anyway, then there's that video Andy Samberg was in, and it pretty much follows the same plot:

Everyone is on a boat.













Except for that one loser who ends up at Kinko's.

So what happens when you combine these two things with my crappy Photoshop skills?



My work here is done.