Observe:
Moby Dick is a classic American novel detailing the struggles of a man who boards a whaling vessel, only to face the most poignant emotional challenge of his life:
A fucking whale.
What?
Anyway, then there's that video Andy Samberg was in, and it pretty much follows the same plot:
Everyone is on a boat.
Except for that one loser who ends up at Kinko's.
So what happens when you combine these two things with my crappy Photoshop skills?
My work here is done.
